Getting Your Plus One for Doomsday
By Antonio McAvoy
No one wants to face Armageddon alone! So, I asked 20 of my “hottest” girlfriends on the West coast, “What makes a man attractive?” And, these were their top 6 answers:
1. Sense of Humor! Guys, this was the most common answer. This is like kryptonite to females. If you somehow manage to pull of being hilarious or having a great sense of humor, or even being mildly humorous, they really don’t give a fuck about what you look like or what job you have. Being funny makes the pussy wetter than Money and Fame and Free Shoes. 2. Kind and Polite. I guess this response was so common because so-called ‘chivalry’ is dead? But, apparently, if you do the bare minimum of holding the door open, listening to her when she speaks, and saying your ‘please and thank yous,’ that’s enough to get a... ahem... leg in. 3. Empathy. You can’t fake this, or can you? I was surprised with how specific the word empathy was used when describing an attractive man. Caring about animals, children, homeless people is a positive tally mark in a woman’s brain that, yes, you are fuckable. |
4. Self-awareness. This was a close tie with empathy. Knowing your own character, feelings, motives, and desires and then finding opportunities to express how WOKE you are to a female will get her to openly express who she is, and what she desires. Let’s just hope her desires aren’t butt related ...unless you’re cool with that ...in which case, party on!
5. This is one is not at the top of the list, but it certainly is still SUPER important to women; if you guessed, EATING PUSSY, then you’re 100% correct! Even if you’re not very good at it, the fact that you went down there and gave it your all will have women calling you back, again and again.
6. Men who are a little gay. I thought it was really interesting how frequently this popped up, but I am actually all on-board with this. Women love men who are metrosexual. Men who spend time on their appearance are super sexy because nothing turns a woman on more than a man who takes as long as she does to get ready. Also, this includes men who are not afraid to wear dresses or even lingerie. Even if you’re just doing it as a ‘joke,’ it shows that you’re comfortable with your sexuality. Getting your dick sucked in a sundress while wearing eyeliner doesn’t seem that bad, does it?
I hope this helps you when you’re deciding how to present yourself, especially as women find strength in different characteristics than men do, which was interesting for me to uncover. It was a lot of fun asking “sexy” women what they thought was attractive. Now, All I need to do is find a guy like this and ask him to be in a threesome with me and my girlfriend.
#findingtheunicorn #sexyqanda
5. This is one is not at the top of the list, but it certainly is still SUPER important to women; if you guessed, EATING PUSSY, then you’re 100% correct! Even if you’re not very good at it, the fact that you went down there and gave it your all will have women calling you back, again and again.
6. Men who are a little gay. I thought it was really interesting how frequently this popped up, but I am actually all on-board with this. Women love men who are metrosexual. Men who spend time on their appearance are super sexy because nothing turns a woman on more than a man who takes as long as she does to get ready. Also, this includes men who are not afraid to wear dresses or even lingerie. Even if you’re just doing it as a ‘joke,’ it shows that you’re comfortable with your sexuality. Getting your dick sucked in a sundress while wearing eyeliner doesn’t seem that bad, does it?
I hope this helps you when you’re deciding how to present yourself, especially as women find strength in different characteristics than men do, which was interesting for me to uncover. It was a lot of fun asking “sexy” women what they thought was attractive. Now, All I need to do is find a guy like this and ask him to be in a threesome with me and my girlfriend.
#findingtheunicorn #sexyqanda