King Kandy's Quiz
WHICH CANDYLAND CHARACTER ARE YOU?
I. What’s your go-to leisure activity?
1pt - Gaming
2pt - Alcohol
3pt - Binge Eating
4pt - Masturbating
5pt - Long walks
6pt - “healthy” stuff like “self care”
III. What’s your favorite sex style?
1pt - I don’t care, as long as there’s no eye contact or commitment
2pt - Down for whatever but I’m not washing first
3pt - Anything involving oral
4pt - Bondage please daddy
5pt - Adventurous, especially outdoors or in public
6pt - I don’t care, as long as there’s eye contact and love
II. What’s your typical outfit like these days?
1pt - Leftover merch
2pt - As versatile and black as my soul
3pt - All natural
4pt - Still dolling it up—gotta look my best for Insta and OnlyFans
5pt - PJs and some make up
6pt - Tactical
7pt - My look is trendy and clean. I’m classy and professional all day every day.
IV. What’s your favorite candy of the following?
1pt - Whatever is around
2pt - CHOCOLATE
3pt - I need some caramel in there
4pt - Something nutty
5pt - Something I can suck and lick and smack my lips to
6pt - A protein bar!
7pt - Something fruity
V. What’s your typical pandemic mask?
1pt - Gas Mask
2pt - Disposable
3pt - FREEDOM
4pt - Cloth
5pt - Bandana
6pt - N95