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You are Plumpy, last of the Plumpa Trolls and Caretaker of the Gingerbread Plum Grove, home of Candyland’s only Open Mic Night! You eat—a lot—and you enjoy it without shame, though not without some health problems. Despite your constantly audible breath and its olfactory assaults on people you insist on talking too close to, you are a great friend and a capable comedian but don’t really have much else going for you because you’re just too lazy.
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