"I don't think I'm into this," you say, putting down the Sugar Ray gun.
"You're kidding!?!" a stumped Lord Licorice looks you in the eyes. I thought you wanted adventure in your life.
"Meh, I'm kinda hungry, though... and, I think the bears have a point. Maybe you deserve what's coming to you, I don't know. But, I don't think I'm going to stay here and defend the King."
Lord Licorice, visibly stunned, pauses for a moment, then, "well... I guess we could go back to your place and play a round of Jenga, and we still have that bottle of wine..."
"What about your King?"
"What about him?" LL arches a very sassy eyebrow, emerald eyes aglow.